Fed up with World Cup hullaballoo, these two young-uns, barely half a year old, invented a new sport on a hot Sunday afternoon in 2010. It's Ducktussle. It can be played with two or four people of any age and gender. I'm sure canines would willingly join in, and I caution that canine participants may not adhere to the Rules of Fair Ducktussle Play.
This is the ultimate sport for our soft, fair world today, because Ducktussle doesn't have a winner. The objective of Ducktussle is to learn sharing. There are no winners or losers. Play is strictly limited to a fake, stuffed duck - using a real duck would be cruel and messy. Emotions such as crying, taunting and feigning injury may occur, and are strongly discouraged in the Rules of Fair Ducktussle Play. Tussle on!
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